Idiots, Hemroids, The System, VaJayJay's and stuff.....

Ok, so my husband is an instructor in the Marines.  He has a class right now on deck (marine terms here).  This isn't his first class, and usually we only get calls at home of the "I think my ex girlfriend is pregnant"or "There is a death in the family" nature.  But this class has been calling all the time...and sometimes you just have to laugh...mainly because they call at a decent hour... I mean when the phone rings we used to joke about which one was calling for bail...now I ask which one needs help finding his cell phone (it fell out of his pocket)...or to get his keys out of a locked chest (don't ask)...or who's been caught speeding (let's hope it's not the one who has 3 tickets since January) but tonight we got the call of all calls...one thought they night need to see a dr (ER doctor at that) because he "injured" himself....upon further investigation the injury was caused from straining while pooping....that's right a hemroid.  Now for those of you who have given birth and got them I feel for you (I have managed almost 2 pregnancies and have not had them yet) (I credit this to not having to "push" my 10lb watermelon out a hole the size of a pea) (ok I know it REALLY isn't the size of a pea...or I would not have gotten pregnant...lol...) but if you show up to the ER with a hemroid I think you may be laughed at.  

Now speaking of birth...someone asked me the other day why I am not considering "giving birth" the "normal way"  I didn't say this at the time, but I enjoy the knowledge that my VaJayJay has not been compromised...who cares if I will have a scar across my abdomen....when other mothers can complain about how long they were in birth to lay guilt to their children....MY scars are in a decent enough area to show them to make them feel even MORE guilty :P  

 Oh yeah I mentioned the system...lol...actually I have a friend "A" and her husband got in trouble...the kind of trouble that puts his job in jeapordy...and she isn't mad at him...she's mad b/c he is getting punished...WTF?  Uhm isn't your husband old enough to know right from wrong...and isn't if he chooses to do wrong isn't he supposed to know there is consequences?  So he got caught.....blame your husband...stop blaming the system....lol

Do you ever wonder?

Do you ever wonder if there are some sort of evil goblins that sneak into you house and mess it up after you clean?  I swear it was just yesterday and the kitchen was spotless...and now it needs to be done again!  I think I am going to set a trap for those pesky goblins!

Also...at what age do you get old....I know "old" is relative...but only 4 years ago I was able to stay up every night partying, drinking, then get up and go to school...maybe work...lol...and do it all over again the next night.  Now I swear if I am not in bed by 11pm I am worthless the next day!  

I had my 28 week OB appt yesterday.  My BP was 112/60...Mike asked if I was even alive...lol...Apparently I am now to the point I switch from seeing midwives to having my appointments done by OB's since I am having a repeat c-section.  I am also measurine at 31 weeks....that's almost 3 weeks ahead of schedule...guess another big baby is on the way, so there is no need in buying newborn diapers...just skip to size 1.  

That being said I only have about 10 weeks left...and we have barely bought anything for her....I still have not started sewing, and her room is filled with stuff that will be moving into the garage when it is finished...of course we still have to paint and tile the garage...but that shouldn't take long...right?...hahahaha

Construction...gotta love it

Well, we finally accepted a bid and they start construction on our remodeling this week....are we ready...Hell no...it rained a good portion of the weekend, so we didn't get the shed finished and have moved nothing from the garage!  Hopefully Mike will be able to take a few days off to finish things....

We are heading to Wilmington this weekend...Its our Anniversary.   On Saturday we are having a 3-D Ultrasound done to see baby Isabel...Only 98 days left till out due date....which means only 88 days till she gets here!

Other than that things are really boring out here...I mean REALLY boring...Guess that's part of living way out here...lol...