Ok, so my husband is an instructor in the Marines. He has a class right now on deck (marine terms here). This isn't his first class, and usually we only get calls at home of the "I think my ex girlfriend is pregnant"or "There is a death in the family" nature. But this class has been calling all the time...and sometimes you just have to laugh...mainly because they call at a decent hour... I mean when the phone rings we used to joke about which one was calling for bail...now I ask which one needs help finding his cell phone (it fell out of his pocket)...or to get his keys out of a locked chest (don't ask)...or who's been caught speeding (let's hope it's not the one who has 3 tickets since January) but tonight we got the call of all calls...one thought they night need to see a dr (ER doctor at that) because he "injured" himself....upon further investigation the injury was caused from straining while pooping....that's right a hemroid. Now for those of you who have given birth and got them I feel for you (I have managed almost 2 pregnancies and have not had them yet) (I credit this to not having to "push" my 10lb watermelon out a hole the size of a pea) (ok I know it REALLY isn't the size of a pea...or I would not have gotten pregnant...lol...) but if you show up to the ER with a hemroid I think you may be laughed at.
Now speaking of birth...someone asked me the other day why I am not considering "giving birth" the "normal way" I didn't say this at the time, but I enjoy the knowledge that my VaJayJay has not been compromised...who cares if I will have a scar across my abdomen....when other mothers can complain about how long they were in birth to lay guilt to their children....MY scars are in a decent enough area to show them to make them feel even MORE guilty :P
Oh yeah I mentioned the system...lol...actually I have a friend "A" and her husband got in trouble...the kind of trouble that puts his job in jeapordy...and she isn't mad at him...she's mad b/c he is getting punished...WTF? Uhm isn't your husband old enough to know right from wrong...and isn't if he chooses to do wrong isn't he supposed to know there is consequences? So he got caught.....blame your husband...stop blaming the system....lol
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