The truth about poo

Ok, I am wide awake and it's 12:32 am...why am I awake?  Because my husband snores.  Is this a new thing?  Well yes and no...for the first year we were married I swear he didn't snore...then all of a sudden he started...so finally I talked him into trying those breathe right strips around mid Nov...and he stopped...but now its back..even when he wears them he still snores.  So now I am awake...Yay for me.  Of course if you were to ask him he would deny snoring...he has denied it all along....So the ritual goes if he falls asleep first (which 99 times out of 100 he does b/c I swear he's asleep BEFORE his head hits the pillow) THen I have about a 20 minute window that IF I can fall asleep then we are all clear b/c I am a pretty heavy sleeper and I don't wake up b/c of the snoring....but there are times (which are becoming more and more frequent in my late stage of pregnancy) that I am not asleep by this 20 minute time and he starts snoring....so I first try to poke him and make him shift around to stop the snoring....if this does not work (which it rarely does, so I am thinking of skipping this line of defense from now on) I then wake him up....most of the time he just snorts and rolls into a non snoring position, but there are times (like tonight) that he'll say "I'M NOT SNORING...I'M NOT EVEN ASLEEP YET!  Which to me is very funny (unless it is 12:32 am and I am extremely tired myself) b/c the next day he won't remember a thing from the night before.  Wow I didn't think I could write so much about snoring....anyway...on to the  poo...

I have come to notice that there are a few people out there in the world who think that their poo does not stink.  What they need to realize is that while they have become immune to their poo stank we other citizens have not.  Therefore maybe its time for you to stop and examine your poo ...check your shoes...sometimes you are so full of poo it is running down your leg and into your shoes and you don't even know it.  Oh yeah...if you are wondering who in the world I am talking about then it is probably YOU :)